Q & A session with myself

Well, here I am.
Where am I?

I'm in a stinkin' big hotel room in Wichita.
Why am I in a stinkin' big hotel room in Wichita?

I'm here for the Tri-M convention.
Why am I here for the Tri-M convention?

I don't know.
Why do I not know?

Because I am very confused right now.
Why am I very confused right now?

Because this was supposed to be the best trip ever, but yet it is not.
Why is this not the best trip ever?

Our room assignments got messed up, and a group of 3 people (me, Brooke, and Heather) got a suite.
Why is this a bad thing?

Because everybody else desired to switch to our room, because we were the lucky ones with a suite.
Why is this a bad thing?

We had been hoping to have the room to ourselves, 3 best friends with one last trip together.
Why did this not turn out as I had planned?

I don't know.
So what can I do?

I'll ask the 8-ball.
Am I going insane?

[No.]

Really?

[Yes.]

Dude, I so totally thought I was going insane.
It is impossible to go someplace that you already are.

Well, I guess that makes sense.
Good. Go to bed.

Ok. Goodnight.
Sleep tight.

Yes'm.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.